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Most Primitive: 2,546thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,807thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,070th
The The the the the the island of
Moralistic Democracy
we will never lose
king bear
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Bear lair

Population1.265 billion

Capitalbear city
Leaderking bear
Faiththe bear's way

Currencybear gold
Animalbear

The The the the the the island of Bear lair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by king bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.265 billion bearers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bear city. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The all-consuming Bear lairian economy, worth 120 trillion bear golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,113 bear golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to king bear. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bear lair's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the bear's way.

Bear lair is ranked 6,414th in the world and 2nd in Amalgamated Federation for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.78 Whatever.

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Most Primitive: 2,546thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,807thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,070thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,209thLargest Mining Sector: 8,175thMost Secular: 10,470thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,333rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,251stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,609thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,831stLargest Insurance Industry: 22,221stLargest Black Market: 23,529th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bear lair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Bear lair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear lair, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to king bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear lair, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear lair, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Bear lair lodged a message on the Amalgamated Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear lair, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear lair, the constantly ringing phones in King Bear's office have driven a few interns mad.
  • : Bear lair lodged a message on the Amalgamated Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Bear lair lodged a message on the Celeasukomi Regional Message Board.

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