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Least Corrupt Governments: 799thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 901stMost Pacifist: 1,108th
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Beanz

Population9.331 billion

CapitalTrotton
LeaderEmmanuel Goldstein

Currencypound
Animaldragon

The Free Land of Beanz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emmanuel Goldstein with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.331 billion Beanzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotton. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beanzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,522 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, some Beanzian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanz's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beanz is ranked 1,108th in the world and 8th in NationStates for Most Pacifist, with 201.61 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 799thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 901stMost Pacifist: 1,108thSafest: 1,123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,206thBest Weather: 1,363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,560thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,629thMost Developed: 1,630thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,660thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,733rdMost Inclusive: 1,786thNicest Citizens: 1,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,201stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,237thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,622ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,686thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,764thHealthiest Citizens: 2,816thLowest Crime Rates: 2,880thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,936thLargest Governments: 3,055thHighest Drug Use: 3,143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,916thMost Influential: 4,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,338thMost Secular: 5,453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,990thMost Cultured: 6,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,292ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,855thMost Efficient Economies: 9,119thHighest Economic Output: 10,000thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,304thTop
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Nudest: 12,262ndMost Income Equality: 13,634thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,634thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,879th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beanz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, some Beanzian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Beanz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Beanz was endorsed by The Imperial Dominion of Arithei.
  • : Beanz was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of East Scavenduky.
  • : Beanz endorsed The Democratic Republic of East Scavenduky.
  • : Beanz changed its national leader to "Emmanuel Goldstein".

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