Population | 6.72 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 44 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.72 billion Beans on Toast 44ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 44ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,916 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, an exhibition on Raven memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 44's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Beans on Toast 44 is ranked 145,851st in the world and 343rd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25448313928 days.
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- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Beans on Toast 44 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.