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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,900thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,685th
The Beans on Toast of
Moralistic Democracy
Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Beans on Toast 43

Population6.741 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 43 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.741 billion Beans on Toast 43ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 43ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,681 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, prison is a nightmare, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Beans on Toast 43, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 43's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 43 is ranked 145,813th in the world and 342nd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25449008372 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,900thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,685thLargest Black Market: 7,157thMost Primitive: 9,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,419thMost Devout: 11,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,873rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,085thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,287thHighest Average Incomes: 17,442ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,879thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,997thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,221stHighest Economic Output: 26,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 26,521stMost Subsidized Industry: 26,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,914thMost Efficient Economies: 29,457th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Primitive: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 88th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beans on Toast 43 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Beans on Toast 43 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Beans on Toast 43 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Beans on Toast 43 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Beans on Toast 43 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 43, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 43, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Beans on Toast 43.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 43, prison is a nightmare.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 43, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 43, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.

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