The Republic of Battlin Boxer Nova Kaiser is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.623 billion Battlin Boxer Nova Kaiserians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Battlin Boxer Nova Kaiserian economy, worth 796 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,612 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Battlin Boxer Nova Kaiser's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Battlin Boxer Nova Kaiser is ranked 96,599^th in the world and 2,000^th in Suspicious for Most Conservative, scoring 69 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.