Population | 9.003 billion |
Capital | Avarga |
Leader | Tao-Qi IV |
Faith | Taoism |
Currency | Baphma |
Animal | Basilisk |
The Taoist Imperial State of Baophenx Dynasty is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tao-Qi IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.003 billion Baophenx Dynastyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avarga. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Baophenx Dynastyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Baphmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,485 Baphmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and most ambassadors from Baophenx Dynasty retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baophenx Dynasty's national animal is the Basilisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taoism.
Baophenx Dynasty is ranked 197,319th in the world and 5th in Commonwealth of Idiots for Most Stationary, with 50.78307166548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, most ambassadors from Baophenx Dynasty retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Baophenx Dynasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Baophenx Dynasty voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, people who have lived their entire lives in Baophenx Dynasty are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Baophenx Dynasty, it's best not to ask what goes into Avarga Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.