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Most Cultured: 3,787thRudest Citizens: 3,965thLargest Retail Industry: 4,128th
The Koninkrijk of
Capitalist Paradise
𝓙𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓲.
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Baltishe

Population13.545 billion

CapitalAmsterdam
LeaderWilhelmus IV
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalPatrijs

The Koninkrijk of Baltishe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wilhelmus IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.545 billion Baltisches are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baltishean economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion Guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,540 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Internet traffic has dropped to near zero, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown. Baltishe's national animal is the Patrijs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Baltishe is ranked 157,714th in the world and 7th in The Adelphine Commonwealth for Most Stationary, with 132.310158377 days.

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5%
Most Cultured: 3,787thRudest Citizens: 3,965thLargest Retail Industry: 4,128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,113thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,152ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,886thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,113thHighest Food Quality: 8,908thMost Efficient Economies: 11,156thHighest Economic Output: 11,225thMost Devout: 11,250thMost Developed: 12,569thSmartest Citizens: 12,970thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 17,191stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,700thHighest Average Incomes: 19,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,834thBest Weather: 22,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,726th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baltishe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Baltishe was endorsed by The Charm of Bluebell Flames.
  • : Baltishe was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Baltishe's influence in The Adelphine Commonwealth rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Baltishe was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Baltishe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Baltishe was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Baltishe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Baltishe was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Baltishe's influence in The Adelphine Commonwealth rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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