Population | 7.728 billion |
Capital | Baloo Kingdom City |
Leader | King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII |
Faith | Lutheran Christianity |
Currency | Prickly Pears |
Animal | Bear |
The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 7.728 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 61.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IIIian economy, worth 787 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,937 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IIIians like vultures, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.
Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III is ranked 175,184th in the world and 45th in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Most Stationary, with 89.08464437468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IIIians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm III, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.