The Federal Republic of Bajanil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bajano with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.377 billion Bajanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anhanguera. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bajanense economy, worth 289 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,766 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bajanil's national animal is the Tucano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felps.

Bajanil is ranked 4,495^th in the world and 5^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 48.87 average smiles per day.