The Republic of Bairro Novo is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 345 million Bairro-Novenses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Spirituality, Defense, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amoria. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.

The very strong Bairro-Novense economy, worth 18.9 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,785 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street, and paraplegics are told to walk it off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bairro Novo's national animal is the Chinchila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bairro Novo is ranked 149,298^th in the world and 47^th in Portugal for Most Extreme, scoring 19.12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.