The Federal Republic of Baiddsound is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Baiddsound Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.109 billion Baiddsounditu have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taiʻdach City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baiddsoundit economy, worth 982 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,288 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baiddsound's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Baiddsound is ranked 327,672^nd in the world and 325^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -20.4 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.