by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 12,474thLargest Populations: 19,983rd
The State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Enumerator
the Governor
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Bache

Population17.814 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Bache is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.814 billion Bacheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Bachean economy, worth 781 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,858 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bacheans struggle to cut steak with a spoon, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of deer and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bache's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bache is ranked 50,345th in the world and 7th in Queens for Most Stationary, with 897.3276548766 days.

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Most Secular: 12,474thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,983rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Bache's influence in Queens rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Bache's influence in Queens fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Bache was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.

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