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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thMost Influential: 1,673rdMost Armed: 6,469th
The Insomniac Orphan Obliterator of
Mother Knows Best State
I am an orphan's worst nightmare.
Empress Vanessa Ludwig
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Population2.479 billion

CapitalZentral Freiburg im Breisgau
LeaderEmpress Vanessa Ludwig
FaithRoman Catholic

AnimalAzurean Fox

The Insomniac Orphan Obliterator of Azureano is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Vanessa Ludwig with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.479 billion Azucchis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zentral Freiburg im Breisgau. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azureanoan economy, worth 277 trillion Lutires a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,105 Lutires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say chess victor Empress Vanessa Ludwig can kill you with mind-bullets, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azureano's national animal is the Azurean Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Azureano is ranked 6,469th in the world and 135th in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 10.61 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thMost Influential: 1,673rdTop
Most Armed: 6,469thLowest Crime Rates: 10,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,135thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,577thBest Weather: 14,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,278thMost Cultured: 15,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,189thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,501stLargest Governments: 16,933rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,087thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,470thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,661stMost Efficient Economies: 18,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,425thNicest Citizens: 19,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,253rdMost Inclusive: 20,768thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,099thMost Devout: 24,193rd
Most Influential: 66th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd in the regionMost Armed: 135th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 295th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 323rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 390th in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 420th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 431st in the regionBest Weather: 445th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 459th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 470th in the regionLargest Governments: 480th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 516th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 528th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 534th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 541st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 561st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 590th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 590th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 599th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 623rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 637th in the regionNicest Citizens: 652nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 669th in the regionMost Inclusive: 704th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 710th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 738th in the regionMost Devout: 784th in the regionMost Developed: 784th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 795th in the region

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