The United Socialist States of Azopanw is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Scorpion population. The hard-working population of 2.629 billion Azopanwians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The Azopanwian economy, worth 111 trillion Cuboids a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 42,250 Cuboids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azopanw's national animal is the Scorpion.

Azopanw is ranked 140,325^th in the world and 6^th in Emmeria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.