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Most Advanced Public Education: 276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
This World is not our Home!
High King Snake Plisken
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Axixic

Population18.327 billion

CapitalTlayacapan
LeaderHigh King Snake Plisken
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Peso
AnimalBlue Dragon

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.327 billion Axixitecos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,465 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 298,247 Axixican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 247,055th in the world and 8,138th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 19.78525122632 days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 360thLargest Retail Industry: 406thLargest Black Market: 487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 626thMost Corrupt Governments: 687thFattest Citizens: 1,479thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,337thMost Efficient Economies: 2,391stLowest Crime Rates: 2,538thLargest Governments: 2,563rdHighest Economic Output: 2,862ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,928thHighest Average Incomes: 2,943rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,252ndMost Influential: 3,547thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,338thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,805thRudest Citizens: 4,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,862ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,762ndMost Developed: 8,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,486thMost Cultured: 9,376thNudest: 13,138thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,073rdMost Patriotic: 17,292ndMost Secular: 17,969thLargest Populations: 19,058thLargest Mining Sector: 28,568th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 147th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 215th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionRudest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 451st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 452nd in the regionMost Developed: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 516th in the regionMost Cultured: 529th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 548th in the regionNudest: 591st in the regionLargest Populations: 648th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 981st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Axixic.

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