The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Snake Plisken with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.088 billion Axixitecos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 6,269 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,121 Axixican Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,037,132 per year while the poor average 70,050, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Axixitecos, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 1,961^st in the world and 8^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 141.5 law-abiding acts per hour.