The Incorporated States of Avarice SAT is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 334 million Avarice SATians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Avarice SATian economy, worth 21.0 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,796 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,696 per year while the poor average 14,293, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and Avarice SAT has designated Avarice SAT City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Avarice SAT's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Avarice SAT is ranked 147,672^nd in the world and 8^th in SAT words A for Most Patriotic, with 13.25 flags saluted per person per day.