The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First Secretary Vladdrejov Dimitrov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 21.596 billion Autonomous Unified Territoriesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Olestya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Autonomous Unified Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,983 trillion Federal Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 323,391 Federal Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, time flies when you're not having fun, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and the ban on cars has been repealed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autonomous Unified Territories's national animal is the Corporal Snyder, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Autonomous Unified Territories is ranked 350^th in the world and 1^st in Ordis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 214.82 law-abiding acts per hour.