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Most Valuable International Artwork: 216thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,294th
The Zombie of
Psychotic Dictatorship
brains
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Authoritaria-Imperia

Population3.042 billion

Capitalbrains
Leaderbrains
Faithbrains

Currencybrains
Animalbrains

The Zombie of Authoritaria-Imperia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by brains with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.042 billion brains are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of brains. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse brains economy, worth 603 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 198,411 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations, workers' complaints never reach central planning, fat-shaming is now public policy, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritaria-Imperia's national animal is the brains, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is brains.

Authoritaria-Imperia is ranked 19,310th in the world and 2nd in Got Issues for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,087.03 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 216thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,326thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,835thLargest Black Market: 3,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,520thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,109thMost Devout: 5,389thHighest Average Incomes: 6,834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,500thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,916thMost Conservative: 10,171stMost Authoritarian: 10,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,747thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,987thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,915thLargest Governments: 14,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,310thMost Income Equality: 20,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,545thMost Cultured: 20,899thLowest Crime Rates: 23,482ndMost Inclusive: 24,073rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Authoritaria-Imperia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Authoritaria-Imperia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Brains Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Authoritaria-Imperia changed its national animal to "brains", its capital to "brains", its currency to "brains", its demonym to "brains", its demonym adjective to "brains", its faith to "brains", its leader to "brains", its motto to "brains", and its nation type to "Zombie".
  • : Authoritaria-Imperia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".

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