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Largest Black Market: 336th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,067th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,117th
The Federation of
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Australian rePublic

Population12.481 billion

CapitalCanberra
LeaderSteven Jot
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollarydoo
AnimalKangaroo

The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.481 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 3,660 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 293,315 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

In a baffling press conference Steven Jot proudly dismantled a broken door, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 2,509th in the world and 1st in Regionless for Most Cultured, scoring 204 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 336thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,067thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,117thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,168thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,283rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,317thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,514thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,637thRudest Citizens: 2,039thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,040thMost Inclusive: 2,196thHighest Economic Output: 2,250thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,272ndMost Cultured: 2,509thMost Devout: 2,566thMost Efficient Economies: 2,725thNicest Citizens: 3,244thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,820thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,778thLargest Retail Industry: 5,237thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,030thMost Influential: 6,197thMost Developed: 6,411thLargest Governments: 6,619thBest Weather: 6,698thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,995thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,127thSmartest Citizens: 8,685thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,046thMost Pacifist: 10,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,579thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,957thLowest Crime Rates: 12,631stNudest: 12,965thLargest Populations: 13,263rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,319th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, in a baffling press conference Steven Jot proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, the fattest folk in Australian rePublic look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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