The Republic of Aurgiot is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 516 million Aurgiotis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalens. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Aurgioti economy, worth 25.7 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 49,872 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Aurgiot, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime is totally unknown. Aurgiot's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Aurgiot is ranked 219,197^th in the world and 727^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -85.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.