The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.115 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 9,740 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 461,309 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the endangered saltwater humpback Squid is only seen in captivity programs, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 304^th in the world and 15^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 222.32 law-abiding acts per hour.