Population | 8.871 billion |
Capital | Victoria |
Leader | Hatsune Miku |
Faith | The Cult Imperialis |
Currency | Throne Gelt |
Animal | mouse |
The Time Travelling Inquisitor of Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hatsune Miku with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.871 billion Talleyrandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Talleyrandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,634 trillion Throne Gelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,940 Throne Gelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime is totally unknown. Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult Imperialis.
Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand is ranked 260,634th in the world and 308th in United Kingdom for Most Average, scoring 24.18 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 1 million zombies and restoring to a zombie researcher!
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 2 million zombies.
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Lucas Stewart of Welsh Texas, infecting 20 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Empire of Ebonnium, curing 178 million infected.
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Krai of Ztrana, curing 21 million infected.
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Parliamentary State of Terrevel, curing 48 million infected.
- : Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Krai of Ztrana, curing 32 million infected.