The Republic of Assorted Hag 32 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.623 billion Assorted Hag 32ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Assorted Hag 32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 191,833 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'pantherdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assorted Hag 32's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Assorted Hag 32 is ranked 337,208^th in the world and 852^nd in Eye for Nicest Citizens, with 0.27 average smiles per day.