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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,306thHealthiest Citizens: 6,497th
The People's Magocracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Keep moving forward. Even in death. Even after death
Queen Annora Allegrodo
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Asardia

Population10.888 billion

CapitalSeran
LeaderQueen Annora Allegrodo
FaithLógia Tessáron

CurrencyTalis Ingenium
AnimalPhoenix

The People's Magocracy of Asardia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Annora Allegrodo with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.888 billion Asardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seran. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,905 trillion Talis Ingeniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,014 Talis Ingeniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asardia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lógia Tessáron.

Asardia is ranked 144,037th in the world and 2,721st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 184.81374977468 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,306thHealthiest Citizens: 6,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,590thLargest Black Market: 6,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,806thMost Developed: 8,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,144thSmartest Citizens: 9,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,913thBest Weather: 10,047thHighest Food Quality: 11,272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,106thMost Inclusive: 12,411thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,643rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,954thHighest Economic Output: 13,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,482ndLargest Governments: 13,988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,549thHighest Average Incomes: 14,796thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,666thMost Cultured: 18,997th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 332nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 333rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 375th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 405th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 410th in the regionMost Developed: 437th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 489th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 524th in the regionLargest Black Market: 541st in the regionBest Weather: 542nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 549th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 556th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 623rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 642nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 678th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 746th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 748th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 770th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 795th in the regionLargest Governments: 795th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 806th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 856th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 990th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asardia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Asardia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Asardia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Asardia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Asardia's influence in Osiris fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
  • : Asardia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Asardia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Asardia, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
  • : Asardia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Asardia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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