Population | 7.417 billion |
Capital | Kikoro |
Leader | Rey Palandír Taimo |
Faith | Runar |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Lion |
The Commonality of Arva Telan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rey Palandír Taimo with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.417 billion Telani are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kikoro. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Arva Telanian economy, worth 909 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,678 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime is totally unknown. Arva Telan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Runar.
Arva Telan is ranked 68,068th in the world and 23rd in Thegye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.38 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Arva Telan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Arva Telan, contestants on Arva Telan's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Peraro Krotoik, Bracadun, Bassiliya, Zuzek, Felix Femboi, Japharax, Lionspire, and Inner Grellicrea.