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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33,853rd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Army of thin

Population2.288 billion

Currencykrona
Animalcow

The Republic of Army of thin is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 2.288 billion Army of thinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Army of thinian economy, worth 114 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,012 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of thin's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Army of thin is ranked 102,144th in the world and 4,499th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,832.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Army of thin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Army of thin's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, Army of thin City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of thin, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.

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