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Most Primitive: 31,879th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Army of Red Russia

Population1.512 billion

Currencydollar
Animaldove

The United States of Army of Red Russia is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.512 billion Army of Red Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Army of Red Russian economy, worth 57.4 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,947 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of Red Russia's national animal is the dove.

Army of Red Russia is ranked 305,124th in the world and 71st in The Internationale for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Army of Red Russia's influence in The Internationale rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, Army of Red Russia has designated Army of Red Russia City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, Leader has just been declared ruler of Army of Red Russia in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : Following new legislation in Army of Red Russia, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

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