The Republic of Army of is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 1.952 billion Army ofians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Army ofian economy, worth 74.8 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,316 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Army of is ranked 186,013^th in the world and 29^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Most Primitive, scoring -67.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.