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Most Authoritarian: 2,593rdMost Primitive: 3,801stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,422nd
The Suffering Territory of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You will die under our rule but it is alright
Kim Jong-Un
Influence
Superpower
Heir
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Armenti but worse

Population1.416 billion

CapitalTortured and Suffering City
LeaderKim Jong-Un
FaithCult of Kim Jong-Un

CurrencyHuman liver
AnimalArmentiyite

The Suffering Territory of Armenti but worse is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.416 billion Armenti but worseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortured and Suffering City. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The sizeable but sluggish Armenti but worsean economy, worth 26.9 trillion Human livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,014 Human livers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, it is a silent spring in Armenti but worse, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenti but worse's national animal is the Armentiyite and its national religion is Cult of Kim Jong-Un.

Armenti but worse is ranked 146,656th in the world and 1st in Totalitarianland for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,974.21 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,593rdTop
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Most Primitive: 3,801stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,422ndMost Conservative: 4,731stMost Avoided: 8,173rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,845thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,085thMost Extreme: 24,306thMost Devout: 25,879th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, it is a silent spring in Armenti but worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, everyone apparently sends Kim Jong-Un hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.

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