The Sovereign Kingdom of Aritzoska is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by David Plattix with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.769 billion Zanosi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonolia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zanos economy, worth 781 trillion Ætherons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,500 Ætherons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zanosi suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aritzoska's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Aritzoska is ranked 6,578^th in the world and 102^nd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110 law-abiding acts per hour.