The Ivalicean Realm in Exile of Aristeme is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.708 billion Aristemeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesalia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aristemean economy, worth a remarkable 8,577 trillion latiums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 309,574 latiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings. Crime is totally unknown. Aristeme's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beoulvism.

Aristeme is ranked 2,675^th in the world and 40^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 309,574.27 Standard Monetary Units.