by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 665th Most Inclusive: 700th Largest Governments: 722nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Diversity makes us great
President Elijah Turner
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.053 billion

CapitalArgentinstan City
LeaderPresident Elijah Turner

CurrencySouth American dollar
Animalgiant panda

The Republic of Argentinstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Elijah Turner with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.053 billion Argentines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argentinstan City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Argentine economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion South American dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,489 South American dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Elijah Turner's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Argentinstan City Times is sold out, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argentinstan's national animal is the giant panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religion.

Argentinstan is ranked 1,082nd in the world and 1st in United Nations of Earthlings for Most Cultured, scoring 294 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Subsidized Industry: 665thMost Inclusive: 700thLargest Governments: 722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 755thLargest Publishing Industry: 776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 946thMost Developed: 980thSmartest Citizens: 1,029thMost Cultured: 1,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,245thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,287thHealthiest Citizens: 1,353rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,707thHighest Average Incomes: 1,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,403rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,027thRudest Citizens: 3,457thNicest Citizens: 3,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,639thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,692ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,853rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,434thMost Secular: 5,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,056thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,665thMost Pacifist: 6,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,961stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,079thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,431stHighest Economic Output: 11,367thSafest: 12,783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,514th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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