Population | 28.369 billion |
Capital | Boswellington |
Leader | Zupremo Dictata |
Faith | Pastafarian |
Currency | Monero |
Animal | Birple |
The Free Land of Ardeetiana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zupremo Dictata with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.369 billion Ardeetianans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boswellington. Income tax is unheard of.
The very strong Ardeetianan economy, worth a remarkable 4,832 trillion Moneroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 170,337 Moneroes, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Zupremo Dictata, Ardeetianans seem to be catching more chills, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ardeetiana's national animal is the Birple, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarian.
Ardeetiana is ranked 126,340th in the world and 5th in Libertarian Alliance for Most Stationary, with 272.0636800458 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Ardeetiana's influence in Libertarian Alliance rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, Ardeetianans seem to be catching more chills.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Zupremo Dictata.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, foreign musicians that Zupremo Dictata dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.