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Highest Drug Use: 282ndHighest Crime Rates: 343rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 402nd
The Free Land of
Anarchy
It's your choice.
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Ardeetiana

Population28.369 billion

CapitalBoswellington
LeaderZupremo Dictata
FaithPastafarian

CurrencyMonero
AnimalBirple

The Free Land of Ardeetiana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zupremo Dictata with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.369 billion Ardeetianans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boswellington. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Ardeetianan economy, worth a remarkable 4,832 trillion Moneroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 170,337 Moneroes, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Zupremo Dictata, Ardeetianans seem to be catching more chills, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ardeetiana's national animal is the Birple, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Ardeetiana is ranked 126,340th in the world and 5th in Libertarian Alliance for Most Stationary, with 272.0636800458 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 282ndHighest Crime Rates: 343rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 402ndMost Armed: 529thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 553rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 574thFattest Citizens: 777thMost Avoided: 795thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,364thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,518thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,899thRudest Citizens: 2,157thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,217thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,398thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,552ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,732ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,505thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,318thLargest Populations: 5,305thLargest Mining Sector: 6,521stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,060thSmartest Citizens: 9,094thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,186thMost Cultured: 12,895thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,936thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,434thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,212thMost Secular: 17,274thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,778thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,038th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Ardeetiana's influence in Libertarian Alliance rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, Ardeetianans seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Zupremo Dictata.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, foreign musicians that Zupremo Dictata dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.

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