The Kingdom of Ardamion is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Lord High Hog with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 982 million Ardaminions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Aldamo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.3%.

The all-consuming Ardaminion economy, worth 97.2 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,989 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Ardaminion emissions at all, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in United Kingdom, and Ardaminion soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardamion's national animal is the Hog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ardamion is ranked 27,607^th in the world and 67^th in United Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,046.04 Standard Monetary Units.