The Dictatorship of Archmatialm is a huge, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and smutty television. The devout population of 647 million Archmatialmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Surf Punk City. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Archmatialmian economy, worth 30.0 trillion Wavveses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,443 Wavveses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Archmatialmian ambassadors, old age is the nation's leading method of execution, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archmatialm's national animal is the Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Archmatialm is ranked 138,693^rd in the world and 7^th in Hollow Point for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,092.55 Standard Monetary Units.