The Clans' homes of Aragesh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jo Hart with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.45 billion Aragashians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston TX. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Arageshian economy, worth an astonishing 12,608 trillion Yuxans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 414,073 Yuxans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the government is avowedly secular, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime is totally unknown. Aragesh's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Aragesh is ranked 3,289^th in the world and 173^rd in Balder for Most Pacifist, with 165.63 cheeks turned per day.