The Free Land of Antracitia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Francesco Rugerfred Sedda with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.232 billion Antracitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orangia. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Antracitian economy, worth 698 trillion Astartis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 75,614 Astartis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, the Lizard is a protected species, news headlines suggest that Francesco Rugerfred Sedda has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antracitia's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Antracitia is ranked 26,220^th in the world and 441^st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.1 law-abiding acts per hour.