Population | 42.87 billion |
Capital | Anthil City |
Leader | the people |
Faith | atheist - antitheist |
Currency | Do |
Animal | ant |
The Democratic Republic of Anthil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.87 billion Anthilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anthil City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Anthilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,498 trillion Does a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 104,929 Does, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anthil's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheist - antitheist.
Anthil is ranked 346,209th in the world and 16,535th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -23.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Anthil, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
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Anthil, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
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Anthil, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in
Anthil, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
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Anthil, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
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Anthil, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider the people a filthy revisionist traitor.
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Anthil, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
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Anthil, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
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Anthil, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
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Anthil, politicians no longer click with dating app matches.