Population | 13.656 billion |
Capital | Bigotto |
Leader | Congress of People's Deputies |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Ibis |
The Republic of Anigeto is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Congress of People's Deputies with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.656 billion Anigetoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigotto. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Anigetoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,720 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 272,407 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anigeto's national animal is the Ibis, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Anigeto is ranked 128,900th in the world and 2,655th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 257.76624475172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Anigeto was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met.
- : Following new legislation in Anigeto, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.