The Queen's State of Anguilla Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.793 billion Anguilla Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Anguilla Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,547 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,067 per year while the poor average 2,339, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anguilla Island's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Anguilla Island is ranked 287,098^th in the world and 1^st in Anguilla for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.31 law-abiding acts per hour.