The Republic of Angiskyrtopia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 455 million Angiskyrtopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The Angiskyrtopian economy, worth 22.4 trillion idks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,147 idks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Angiskyrtopian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, the same 455 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angiskyrtopia's national animal is the Human.

Angiskyrtopia is ranked 223,072^nd in the world and 3,937^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,357.82 Standard Monetary Units.