The Drop the Damn Meat Okuyasu of Angevin-Romanov Crimea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by kat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.049 billion kats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a town on the edge of a dream. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.

The thriving katen economy, worth 155 trillion platinum coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,917 platinum coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,231 per year while the poor average 20,857, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of katen cathedrals, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Angevin-Romanov Crimea's national animal is the siren, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is katic truth.

Angevin-Romanov Crimea is ranked 292,884^th in the world and 5,779^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 25.25 cheeks per square mile.