The Borderlands of AngelStitch is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Violet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.719 billion AngelStitchians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odonhull. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AngelStitchian economy, worth 584 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,934 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AngelStitch's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empress of Mankind.

AngelStitch is ranked 145,358^th in the world and 201^st in The League for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,171.75 Standard Monetary Units.