The Republic of Androidistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Phoenix with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 8.699 billion Androidistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashland. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Androidistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,970 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Androidistan's national animal is the Black Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Androidistan is ranked 25,004^th in the world and 37^th in Declansburg for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,193.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.