Population | 2.796 billion |
Capital | Luxorsburg City |
Leader | Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Egyptian Drachma |
Animal | Jackal |
The Highest Monarchy of Ancient-Egypt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.796 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxorsburg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth 771 trillion Egyptian Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,770 Egyptian Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient-Egypt's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.
Ancient-Egypt is ranked 173,140th in the world and 44th in Avaldonia for Most Stationary, with 91.97263558192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
- : Ancient-Egypt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, rumor has it that Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, all news sources are under strict government control.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents.
- : Ancient-Egypt lodged a message on the Avaldonia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.