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Most Patriotic: 2,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,658thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,095th
The Highest Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Efficiency is made with an iron fist
Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ancient-Egypt

Population2.796 billion

CapitalLuxorsburg City
LeaderAlexander Gamal Hatshepsut
FaithSecularism

CurrencyEgyptian Drachma
AnimalJackal

The Highest Monarchy of Ancient-Egypt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.796 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxorsburg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth 771 trillion Egyptian Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,770 Egyptian Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient-Egypt's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ancient-Egypt is ranked 173,140th in the world and 44th in Avaldonia for Most Stationary, with 91.97263558192 days.

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Most Patriotic: 2,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,658thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,492ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,868thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,302ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,497thLowest Crime Rates: 5,604thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,671stLargest Governments: 5,885thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,970thMost Developed: 5,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,115thSmartest Citizens: 7,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,164thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,109thLargest Retail Industry: 9,335thLargest Mining Sector: 9,410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,294thLargest Black Market: 11,294thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,308thMost Secular: 14,787thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,867thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,595thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,873rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,926thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,415th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Ancient-Egypt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, rumor has it that Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents.
  • : Ancient-Egypt lodged a message on the Avaldonia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.

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