The Confederacy of Ambers Ban is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 6.763 billion Ambers Banians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Ambers Banian economy, worth 407 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,263 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,092 per year while the poor average 15,290, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ambers Ban's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ambers Ban is ranked 157,471^st in the world and 4^th in Magna Regio for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.