The Federal States of Alympian Kingdom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor Kaysan with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.68 billion Alympians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willhamson. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alympian economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,906 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and edutainment video games are taking Alympian Kingdom's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown. Alympian Kingdom's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alympian Kingdom is ranked 34,206^th in the world and 408^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.36 law-abiding acts per hour.