Population | 10.167 billion |
Capital | Almondia |
Leader | Jeanne Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | almondite |
Animal | Vaquita Whale |
The Precious Gemnation of Alnhaunzbhilhe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jeanne Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.167 billion Alnhaunzbhilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almondia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alnhaunzbhilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,535 trillion almondites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 347,704 almondites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown. Alnhaunzbhilhe's national animal is the Vaquita Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Alnhaunzbhilhe is ranked 23,005th in the world and 34th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.222306946 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, Jeanne Darklight can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
- : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, Vaquita Whale is one of the most popular forenames in Alnhaunzbhilhe.