The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.615 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 16,354 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 434,796 fracts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 132^nd in the world and 2^nd in Canada for Most Secular, with 99.36 Atheism Rate.