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Fattest Citizens: 11,108thMost Armed: 14,067thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,257th
The Federal Republic of
Free-Market Paradise
Confound it I didn't chop down that tree, you moron!
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Instigator
Commander in Chief of the Chiefs of Staff
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Almighty Washington

Population2.032 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderHis Excellency George Washington

Currencycorncake
AnimalAmerican mule

The Federal Republic of Almighty Washington is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Excellency George Washington with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.032 billion Continental soldiers enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The all-consuming independent economy, worth 180 trillion corncakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,906 corncakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,782 per year while the poor average 18,577, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, Almighty Washington has designated New York City as its capital city, and His Excellency George Washington has just been declared ruler of Almighty Washington in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almighty Washington's national animal is the American mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Almighty Washington is ranked 158,145th in the world and 8th in Almighty Presidents for Smartest Citizens, with 29.34 quips per hour.

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Fattest Citizens: 11,108thMost Armed: 14,067thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,257thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 19,543rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,493rdMost Pro-Market: 30,206thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33,847th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the region

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