Population | 2.032 billion |
Capital | New York City |
Leader | His Excellency George Washington |
Currency | corncake |
Animal | American mule |
The Federal Republic of Almighty Washington is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Excellency George Washington with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.032 billion Continental soldiers enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.
The all-consuming independent economy, worth 180 trillion corncakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,906 corncakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,782 per year while the poor average 18,577, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, Almighty Washington has designated New York City as its capital city, and His Excellency George Washington has just been declared ruler of Almighty Washington in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almighty Washington's national animal is the American mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Almighty Washington is ranked 158,145th in the world and 8th in Almighty Presidents for Smartest Citizens, with 29.34 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Almighty Washington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Almighty Washington's influence in Almighty Presidents fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
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Almighty Washington's influence in Almighty Presidents rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
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Almighty Washington was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Almighty Washington created a custom banner.
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Almighty Washington altered its national flag.
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Almighty Washington's influence in Almighty Presidents fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
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Almighty Washington's influence in Almighty Presidents fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
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Almighty Washington changed its national leader to "His Excellency George Washington".
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Almighty Washington, His Excellency George Washington has just been declared ruler of Almighty Washington in an international press conference.